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Guns N Roses are to release a greatest hits compilation, their second such release in as many years.
The cunningly titled Greatest Hits, featuring the stupid rockers' finest examples of stupid rock, was released to tight jeans-wearing mums and quasi-ironic f*cktards in early 2004. Now, fans in the US are to be offered the chance to buy those hits again, when Welcome To The Jungle: The Very Best Of Guns N Roses hits Walmarts and service stations across the nation on December 20th. No UK release date has been set.
The much talked about but never seen or heard Chinese Democracy album is, we assume, still firmly lodged in Axl Rose's arse. Feed him a few laxatives, someone...
