Yes, DiS news is slowly descending into farce today - but if you've got to descend into anything, farce is a pretty good place to arrive at.
So, what's this? Bruce Willis has expressed a fondness for the music of Amy Winehouse.
"Amy f****** Winehouse! Amazing. She has a f****** amazing voice! She's kind of like Janis Joplin, hits a bottle of Jack from time to time."
Inimitable. What else Bruce?
"It's weird. I'm getting into all the music I used to love when I was a teenager, like The Rolling Stones. I'm seeing The Stones In Paris this month. My daughter Scout has got me into The Killers."
Nah, that's boring. Why don't you swear more?
"Traffic was a bitch."
Cheers.