Smug Morrissey was present in the stands as David Beckham's LA Galaxy went down to Chivas USA in the MLS recently.
However, the smug ex-Smiths man wasn't howling and wailing his support for Beckham's side - instead he was sat, clad in replica shirt, in the Chivas end.
The smug singer eventually ran out the vicarious victor, as LA were given a sound 3-0 beating.
Is Morrissey really that bitter with the world that he would walk away from this counting it as a small victory? What does he like better - football or being smug? DiScuss, making references to the text.