Apparently Chris Martin wed stick-thin cry-baby Gwyneth Paltrow in California yesterday. The ten-minute ceremony was held in a registry office in Santa Barbara with only legally-required witnesses in attendance.
And yes, you could have read this in The Sun, but then you might have accidentally stumbled across Dominic Mohan's page and barfed your breakfast up. Yuck.
DiScuss: Is this the end for Coldplay? Will Gwyneth be Martin's Yoko? Does he whack off to her starring role as a severed head in Se7en? Has anyone bought that DVD, and if so, is it any good...?