This horrifying news comes at a time when retailler WH Smith has announced they are scrapping sales of singles, in favour of albums, DVDs and computer games.
The current No. 1 is held by Busted's 'Who's David'. The worrying news is that it (allegedly) only sold 30,000 copies to get there. The No. 10 single....... oh, you know, I really can't be arsed. Anyone fancy finishing this story for me? Give it a happy or sad ending as you please.