The dang hippies were recording tracks for their new record with candles all over the place. Luckily for us, they didn't blow the ruddy things out when they left for the night, leading to something of a blaze. Band member Will I Am not only has a stupid name, but also told a local TV station: "Guitars, drums, drum kits, keyboards, microphones, classic instruments that we've collected with our worldly travels are now destroyed".
Oh shut up, just shut up shut up.