Oh shit I'm sorry. I've totally sold out and bought into the lingo of the message boards. If you've no idea what I'm on about, good. I wish I was you. But I'm not. I'm already dead inside...
To the news! Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty, making his second appearance in today's news (kinda), has lost his Jaguar. The motor car was towed away after Doherty failed to pay some £1,200 in fines.
He'd been snapped driving in bus lanes (tsk tsk, Mr Doherty), and since no payment was forthcoming authorities were forced to remove the vehicle from the singer's possession.
It'll now be sold at auction, where it's expected to fetch only £300. Guess that Parlophone money's gonna come in pretty handy when the bailiffs come knocking, eh? (Clicky)
Is it time to go to the pub? Is it the weekend? Oh thank God. And you know what's REALLY great? Hot Snakes' Thunder Down Under is properly released here on Monday. Buy it, or I'll hate you forever. Or at least, y'know, be mildly upset... although, can those that are dead inside actually feel emotions such as hate, or even indifference? Who are Hot Snakes? Do you want a fight...?