Apparently, McDonald's is to pay up-and-coming rappers to mention Big Macs in their rhymes.
A small, tucked-away article in yesterday's free paper of choice, Metro, stated that the burger chain has hired an agent to both seek out aspiring artists and to coax them into advertising the famous snack.
The paycheque? £2.80 for every time a Big Mac is mentioned.
That's all. Back to work...