Keane's Tom Chaplin - who was treated for drug addiction and depression last year - has told Q magazine that, basically, he could out-drink shit-swaggering faux-Manc cunts Kasabian.
Speaking to the popular glossy about his time at The Priory, Chaplin - face, pictured - said:
"It felt like I'd joined a cult. It was like being brainwashed. I dunno, I'm probably just as fucked as when I went in there."
He then commented on Kasabian, who have gone on record as believing that Chaplin's recounting of his time in rehab is just a cry for publicity:
"If you pitched me into a battle to see who could get more wasted with any of those guys, I'd definitely come out the winner. Or loser, depending on which way you look at it. I had a good capacity for getting trashed. I was no lightweight."
That you're not, Chaplin, but you did cry in front of Cash In The Attic. The very same interview tells us as much. You big twit.