Urchins? They live in the SEA, you idiots.
Arctic Monkeys are doing a tour in April. Here are the dates. Tickets go on sale on Thursday February 2nd. So DO NOT come to us complaining that we didn't tell you. Come to us with cake instead. And ale. Thanks.
April
13 Nottingham Rock City
14 Glasgow Carling Academy
15 Newcastle Carling Academy
17 Bournemouth BIC
18 Plymouth Pavillions
19 Wolverhampton Civic
21 Newport Centre
22 Rotherham Magna Centre
23 Blackpool Empress Ballroom
25 Hull Ice Rink
26 Cambridge Corn Exchange
27 London Brixton Carling Academy
An ICE RINK? In HULL? That's fucking AMAZING.