There's two of them. One hit things and the other hits things harder. One might be named after a piece of furniture. The other might not. They may have released a splendid record last year by the name of Hypermagic Mountain. Perhaps you know this because it's on your shelf right now. That's wrong: it should be in your hi-fi, y'all.
YES! In a nutshell, these here, below, down there, are the Lightning Bolt tour dates. Hot off the press (officer). Get in and get down, foo's.
May
13th Nottingham The Boat Club with Lords
14th Glasgow Grand Old Oprey (GOO)
15th Aberdeen The Tunnels
16th Newcastle Blackfriars Centre with Lords and The Unit Ama
17th Hull The Adelphi with volcano!
18th London The Garage
19th ATP Festival Camber Sands
20th ATP Festival Camber Sands
21st ATP Festival Camber Sands
22nd Cardiff The Point with volcano!
23rd Belfast TBC
24th Dublin Whelans
25th Cork Connolys of Leap
26th Galway Roisin Dubh
27th Leeds Brudenell Social Club
28th London The Luminaire with An Albatross
You should go, y'know. So do. See you there.