Mrs Beckham, whose single 'Let Your Head Go' is released in the new year, no doubt shat her Gucci panties at the panning from her ex-bandmate. Not. Mel, best known as the tracksuit-sporting Scouser from The Spice Girls, went on to tell a dire London-based AOR radio station: "I'm not being horrible, I'm just giving my opinion. I thought it was a terrible song.
"If I was Victoria I would enjoy my husband... and give music a rest. She's got such a great life, I don't know why she doesn't just sit back and enjoy it."
Discuss: Does it bug the shit out of you when 'serious' journalists bang on and on about how great The Spice Girls apparently were? Wouldn't a reunion present us with a great opportunity to dispatch five birds with one very big stone?