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The producer/rapper/big guy with jewellery bigger than your head is to release the record after VB's label, the recently deceased Telstar (see ya later, Mis-teeq), rejected it on account of it being a bit, well, naff. Probably. Dash claims that he was never paid for his work on the album, so it is only right that he releases it himself. Good on you, you mega-rich doin'-it-for-the-kids people's champion. Another artist will fill in for Mrs Beckham.
VB wasn't available for comment as she doesn't like us. Neither were Telstar, cos their office is empty. Actually we didn't ask, but we wouldn't want to intrude if they're busy emptying desks or something.
