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I like Kasabian. They open their mouths and poop falls out. Like a PEZ dispenser, only with poop! LOLZ.
The band's Tom Meighan - a known hater of all things emo - has called current number-one types My Chemical Romance "clowns". What, like Ronald McDonald? LOLZ.
Apparently, the chart-toppers are "like ventriloquists' music. Their make-up will flake off and the scene will die out. And it can't happen soon enough." Soon enough? Like, tomorrow? Maybe on Monday, when the band's sure-to-go-to-number-one new LP, The Black Parade, is released? LOLZ.
Kasabian's highest-ever placing in the UK singles chart was eight, with 'Cutt Off'. Their last single, 'Empire', made number nine. Like, gutted Kasabian? LOLZ.
Kasabian's next single, 'Shoot The Runner', is released on November 13. LOLZ.
