Lily Allen wants to marry a man with money, apparently.
Reports doing the rounds quote the singer - pictured being a right little tease and no mistake - as saying:
"I want to have a really exciting block of ten, 15 years, then marry someone with enough money, get a house in the country and have lots of kids".
Which, sadly, rules every sod at DiS out of the running. Allen, you don't know what you've just passed on.
The first lady of Lahndahn ska-hip-pop - wut? - continued:
"I really want to spend lots of time with my kids and sit round the table every night. And make Sunday roast and grow nice flowers."
Me, I like plants! I have a garden, with a shed! True story.
Lily Allen's 'Littlest Things' is currently in the top 100 on the crazy singles chart.