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Anthony Kiedis, singer with mega-popular funk-rockers Red Hot Chili Peppers, has compared the world of internet porn to the evil world of evil drugs.
Makes sense, we guess: we often stick USB leads in our needle wounds.
Former druggie Kiedis, 44 and currently dating someone half his age, said:
“When I finally got a computer, I discovered this limitless world of pornography.
“I realised the same feeling I was having was the same I used to get when scoring drugs. Sex can have a dark side. I actually had to make a commitment to myself to stop.”
My mum just cancelled the broadband. Easy. Make your own somethingfornication jokes below.
