In the parlance of our nation’s inarticulate student populace, here’s a ‘random’ one - The Smashing Pumpkins are trying to track down the siamese twins who featured on the cover of their 1993 album, Siamese Dream.

The band posted a mysterious announcement on their website that they are looking for the girls, who allegedly went their separate ways, literally, with nary a word of explanation:

"NEED HELP! Looking for girls from Siamese Dream album cover. There's no one better to ask than the super fans themselves! We are trying to locate the girls that adorn the cover of Siamese Dream. As you all know, they were quite young when the photo was taken. They are not conjoined anymore, as far as we know.

"Any one with info on this, please spread the word and send me a private message to PumpkinsMediaMilitia."

What do you reckon they want with them, then? DiScuss...