Apparently some people are actually looking forward to this...
Paris Hilton's pop career will burst into bloom this summer with the release of both an eponymous album and the single 'Stars Are Blind'. Um, yeah they are, kinda...
The single's due for release on July 31, with the album following a week later; both bear the Warners seal of approval.
This 'ere press blurb sayeth: "Combining elements of pop, hip-hop and reggae, Paris Hilton features credits from renowned producers such as Scott Storch (50 Cent, Beyoncé, Missy Elliott), J.R. Rotem (Rihanna, Lil' Kim) and Dr. Luke (Pink, Kelly Clarkson)."
Which I'm sure pleases you no end.
Hilton is due to visit the UK later this month for a series of promotional appearances, including a frankfurter-swallowing competition, against the clock, at the DiS offices. She got our invite, right...?