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Jay-Z - thought by all and sundry to be retired from the rap game since he said as much - is to tour Britain and Ireland in September. Which is nice for us, but liar liar pants on fire, all the same...

These be them there dates, yo...

September
21 Manchester MEN
22 Glasgow SECC
23 Birmingham NIA
24 London Wembley Arena
26 Dublin The Point

All together now...

Jay-Z in the range
Crazy and deranged
They can't figure him out
They're like "hey is he insane?"

Nah. But your texture IS the best fur, chinchilla...