Detroit Cobras.

Diet Coke.

'As featured in.'

Hmm. What great phrases.

It's times like these that make me wish I had the wit and sharpness of a **Bill Hicks**. But.. I don't. So, over to you, Bill.

"I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest with a grey gym-sock"

Oh, sorry, wrong quote. But that is pretty funny.

Ah yes, here we are:

"_You do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll call, forever.. you're another corporate fuckin' shill', another whore at the capitalist gangbang, and if you do a commercial there's a price on your head; everything you say is suspect, and every word that comes out of your mouth is now like a turd falling into my drink_"

There you go.