Shat - Jeff Wood. A man who has achieved legendary status amongst a select few. He has been shot in the head amidst LA riots, is some sort of huge daunting mascot for USA cynic-rock label Buddyhead and has a sense of humour based around sex and disgust. His live shows involve inflatable dolls, nudity and dildos. And this is his Best of...

65 tracks, each one sounds like some sort of comedy grindcore mixed with a lobotmised primus, and generally consists of the title being repeated for about a minute. The titles include "I Threw up on her Cunt", "Tit Fuck" ("my cock, your breasts..."), and "I got a Boner and I Want to Bone Her". 65 tracks. They'll start heavy (the guitarist from The Dillinger Escape Plan plays live) then maybe have a deliberatly corny refrain, the evivalent of the "waa - waaaaaaaaaah" sound when someone gets hit in the face with a pie on TV. Theres the occasional sub-grunge mock ballad like "If She Has A Kid You Know She Fucks" (logical I guess), and the Eminem style public warning to open the album.

So, now you know pretty much exactly what this Album sounds like. An incredibly simplified Bloodhound Gang/Napalm Death crossover, if you will.

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